OK. You've looked at enough identical agency websites already, so I'll get to the point.
I'm Chris Gibson. Here's what I do. I take whatever problems you're having with the Internet, and I make them go away. You need a new website, but you don't know where to start? Call me. You need someone to fix, improve and maintain an existing website? Call me. You're trying to deliver a digital project for a client, but you've barely got time to think about it? Call me. You're looking to do things on the cheap? Don't bother. I'm not cheap. I am extremely good. You want credentials? I built my first website in 1996. I took a junior job at McCann Erickson in 2002, and by the time I left in 2005 I was Technical Director. I've been making a good living running my own company since then. I'm either brilliant at conning clients, or I know what I'm doing. You decide. Then call me.
That covers it, I think.